Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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