so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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