I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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