where does the pee come out of this thing
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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