Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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