Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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