Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
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