she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
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