Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
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