is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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