did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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