dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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