Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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