I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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