sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
that's an acceptable place to lick
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I think my moral compass just broke
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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