just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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