I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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