gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize
