he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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