So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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