Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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