So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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