I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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