Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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