If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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