There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
they're like a gay fantastic four
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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