he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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