maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I have tasted many bathrooms
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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