I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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