you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize