This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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