Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I would fuck him just for his dog
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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