Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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