That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
vagina is talking i cant
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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