I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Even my vagina gasped.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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