i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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