What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Just invented taco cereal.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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