Have you finally orgasmed yet?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
My balls are so social today.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Is it penis luge time yet?
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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