I wannas sexs uuuuu
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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