She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Pants are for mortals
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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