He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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