what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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