Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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