Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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