Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
