Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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