im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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