Nicole vs. Life
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
