And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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