shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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