did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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