are you still at the devil's house?
I just made out with a guy for $7.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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