I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
drinking out of a sandbucket again
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Randomize