she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Randomize
