U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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