I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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