D3 body, D1 cock
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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